Shadowlocked Cooks Up Story About Dane Cook GB3 Offer

Last week, Shadowlocked posted a decent article on what elements could make or break Ghostbusters III.  Today they claim the google alert gods have sent Dane Cook their way, after they expressly named his style of humor wrong for the Ghostbusters series.

 From the article:

My laptop chimed to alert me to a new email from one Dane Cook – "I have been approached to do this film. I might go for it now just because you don't want me to. So there."

Regardless of whether this is true or not, and it very well may be, a few recappers... 

• Dane is in the same boat as Ashton, they're both a Rotten Tomato compost heap, the producers probably won't go for it.
• SNL members will be heavily favored.
• Feelers are probably being put out for comedians, but nothing is anything until Murray reports back on the script.

In his defense, the guy needs a good role, he's as popular as he is for a reason, his stand up kills when live. That first great role just might not be Ghostbusters III. Let's just hope that Shadowlocked isn't abusing the easiest way to get traffic to your movie site: make up a trollriffic rumor about the third Ghostbusters and watch every single site report about it.

Until we hear more, there is no Dane Cook, only Zuul.